Monday - The Masturbation Memo

For the first time in about six weeks, I broke out the dildo, Kama Sutra oil, and loaded some porn on the laptop. I tend to choose porn videos which have light-skinned women and chocolate-skinned men - men with long lickably-thick cocks. 

I Suck At Waiting...

Here it is, Thursday morning and I am awake already waiting for a telephone interview at 10:00 AM. I have been on tenterhooks all week, while I wait for this company to offer me my job. It's not their job! It's mine, and they and I both know it, so stop playing and start paying!

"What The Fuck?" Friday

I have decided to let this day end early, as it has been an emotionally weird day for me, and not a day which I care to prolong, for that reason alone. Is there something in the air which is causing me to be overly emotional about ridiculous things, or is it a signal of final morning for those thoughts and things which brought the sadness into my day? I would love to say that this is the turning point in my period of mourning  for those things  I feel I have lost, and that I am finally moving on and allowing myself to forget those hurts and forge ahead past lost or failed relationships - and the failed non-relationships, but the fucked up truth is I know that would be a lie. I can't lie to myself with conviction though, so there is no point in trying.

Thursday Morning Thoughts

I woke up this morning to the sound of the wind blowing and rain slamming against the windows. Magnificent! I don't know why I get so pumped up and turned on by the wind and the rain, but it always brings with it the desire to indulge in  lascivious acts with a dark-skinned, athletically muscled, free with his inner freak man.

Just Words - On Electronic Paper

I have been so far away from the keyboard that it feels as if I am constipated with unsaid - or unwritten - words. I thought I would have released a lot of them this weekend, but it turns out, I just didn't feel it. 

Three Weeks Backwards - Ugh!

Three weeks ago, I could do exactly three Mayweather sit ups.

 

Today I cannot do one. Fricken appendectomy. 

It Has Been A BUSY Couple Of Weeks

The last couple of weeks have been busier than I had any expectation of them being, but I am not unhappy with that. I do however, feel remiss in my writing. In truth, I think I feel a little bit backed up with the unwritten words of the past couple weeks. Not to worry. I will have plenty of time, and a ton to say when I sit down to write this weekend. So much on my mind to write my way through.

Can You Say 'Appendectomy'?

I can. I can also say ouch, ow, and WOW! Not a good time this past weekend, but I am back home today, and going to be taking it slow for a minute. 
Pain on par with that of childbirth.